Sometimes I am asked whether there is anything extra special that I can be gifted with. Honestly, I have very little room to store extra stuff currently, so the very best (and very much appreciated) gift you could give me is a gift certificate for Sabai Thai. If you really, really, really want to get me something else you can see me wearing, you could also gift me with a certificate for Charlotte Olympia and I’ll buy something delightful and send you a picture.

If you want to be totally, ridiculously over the top you could get me some feather fans or a gift certificate from Northbound Leather.